EP007 · 08 OCT 2026 · 37 MIN Sausage Sauce, Terrible Sales Pitches and Why We Started This Podcast What sauce belongs on a sausage? Can you sell a laptop to someone who doesn't need one? And why did two blokes who met on a coaching course decide to start a podcast? EP006 · 30 SEP 2026 · 41 MIN Stinky Stickers, Doorman Chaos, DJ Disasters and the Shortest Job Ever Scratch-and-sniff stickers, a pub proposal that exposed a cheater and still turned into a party, and a job that lasted three and a half hours. EP005 · 30 SEP 2026 · 39 MIN Getting Old, Bike Vandalism, Pineapple on Pizza and Smelly Coins Do coins actually smell, or is it just you? Plus a school bike vandalism story, the joys of getting up to pee at 3am, and the eternal question: pineapple on pizza? EP004 · 30 SEP 2026 · 35 MIN Broken Olympic Medals, Supermarket Sheep, and Should AI Replace Juries? Olympic gold medals that snap in half, 50 sheep raiding a German supermarket, and a serious question: should AI decide whether you're guilty? EP003 · 30 SEP 2026 · 26 MIN First Cars, Dodgy Paint Jobs, Car Accidents and When Farts Are Funny A yellow Daihatsu sprayed black, a Mini whose wheels fell off, an uncle with a paintbrush, a sheep in the road… and the big question: when are farts actually funny? EP002 · 30 SEP 2026 · 35 MIN Smuggling 116 Lizards on a Bus + Spiders, Cats, Wicked & Wild Mate Stories A woman tried to get 116 lizards across the Russian border in pouches sewn inside her jacket. These 2 have questions. EP001 · 30 SEP 2026 · 35 MIN Cartoons vs Channel 5 Movies, Would You Rather, Tech Debates, and Celebrity CEOs Would you rather fight a cat with wings or a snake with legs? Keep your phone or your laptop forever? And which celebrity would you trust to run your business? TRAILER · 25 SEP 2026 · 3 MIN We Couldn't Even Say the Name (Intro Bloopers) Before the proper episodes arrive, here's proof of why this podcast probably shouldn't exist.